The kind of thing that makes you think, This is exactly what I needed.

Included in the best new picture books and novels round-up in The Guardian, 2025. This rhyming bedtime picture book is a witty, tender mix of the adorable and the appalling. - The Guardian All creatures grim and evil, under the tired sun, are settling down - and so must you, my horrible little one Its time to go to bed, and whether you are a phantom, a vampire, a Dark Lord or a yeti, you still must brush your teeth, put on your pyjamas, and settle down with a cosy story. Your duvet is soft and slimy. Your pillow is lovely and damp. Cuddle in close with a book (or three). Well read by the light of the lamp. Full of warmth and humour (and slime!) this rhyming bedtime book will disgust and delight sleepy little monsters everywhere.

Heres an item thats both practical and polished.